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EX-FIRST LADY OF THE
NOW EX-FIRST LADY OF THE USO
SNIT OVER STATIONERY FIRES FEUD AS
JANET LANGHART COHEN DUMPED FROM
USO BOARD OF DIRECTORS SETS UP OWN
OVERSEAS ENTERTAINMENT TROUPE TO
COMPETE WITH USO PENTAGON BRASS
CLICK HEELS & PROVIDE AIR TRANSPORT
AT TAXPAYERS EXPENSE
The Republicans may have won the election, but one remnant of the Clinton years remains.
Janet Langhart, former Defense Secretary William Cohens imperious wife, still has plenty of pull at the Pentagon.
Sources tell MilitaryCorruption.com the hard-charging, onetime weather-girl on Chicago TV, got in a snit recently with the United Services Organization better known as the USO because they balked at some of her demands.
Why, they wouldnt let Langhart have stationery with First Lady of the USO emblazoned across the top! Thats terrible!
And when USO didnt allow the publicity-conscious former model to accompany Miss America to the Pentagon in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, that was simply outrageous!
But the straw that broke the camels back came when USO said NO to Langhart travelling to military bases using her First lady title.
SETS UP HER OWN ENTERTAINMENT TROUPE
What to do?
Easy. Just set up your own outfit, complete with entertainers and subsidized by Pentagon brass hats, and voila, you have The Janet Langhart Cohen Citizen Patriot Tour.
Now remember, dear reader, this isnt about an egotistical, aging, anchor-babe whos used to giving orders. We must understand no vanity is involved here.
The ONLY reason the troupe is identified as The Janet Langhart Cohen Citizen Patriot Tour (Get that? Shes a citizen patriot, rah! rah!) is because the 60-plus, former Boston TV newsreader doesnt want us to confuse her group with the USO. Got it? Yeah, thats the ticket!
Anyway, the high-powered Langhart, whos alleged to keep Cohen her third husband on a short leash (the second one, Dr. Robert Kistner committed suicide) is no one Washington insiders want to tangle with.
She can bark commands like a D.I. and intimidate like a general, said one former Pentagon staffer who has felt Langharts wrath.
You dont want to displease her, the source
said. Shes got a long memory and the ability to punish whomever