"PENIS PILOT" IN PLENTY OF TROUBLE - NAVY FLIER
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Now we've seen it all - a giant phallus contrail in the sky.
They haven't been identified yet, but the pilot and crew of a Navy F/A 18 Growler (electronic warfare aircraft) assigned to Attack Squadron 130 based at Whidbey Island, Wash. are in plenty of trouble.
Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker was spitting fire when he said "such sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in naval aviation today." The Navy brass hat has launched an investigation, and you can be sure whoever the hotshot pilot is, he won't have his "wings" much longer.
GOT THE BRASS ALL UPSET
"This is absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value, and we will hold the air crew accountable," Shoemaker sputtered.
The incident took place Nov.16th, on a nice clear day. There is no mistaking the outline of a male genitalia, complete with two "testicles." One can imagine how uncomfortable such an image would be to mothers of small children shouting "Look, mommy! Up in the sky. What's that?"
Navy flak LT CMDR Leslie Hubbell fulminated ferociously when he declared: "the stunt was "antithetical" to Navy core values. We have grounded the air crew and are conducting a thorough investigation."