IS THIS FOR REAL? - GEN. DAVID PETRAEUS (THE
PERFUMED PRINCE) COMES CLEAN - WRITES "OPEN
LETTER" TO AMERICAN PEOPLE ADMITTING HIS
"LIES" TO PROTECT OBAMA AND HILLARY ON THE
BENGHAZI ATTACK; FULL DETAILS OF HIS AFFAIR
WITH PAULA BROADWELL; AND THE DECEITFUL
ATTEMPT TO SCREW CPT WILL SWENSON OUT OF
WELL-EARNED AND DESERVED MEDAL OF HONOR

© 2014 MilitaryCorruption.com

"By DAVID PETRAEUS"

GEN. DAVID PETRAEUS"This is an OPEN LETTER to the American people.

You deserve the TRUTH, and it's about time I came clean and told you the whole story. It is hard to live with yourself, knowing how many lies and utter fabrications have been told.

For example, Benghazi.

Yes, I know the elitist leftists over at the New York TIMES just came out with a totally BS story that the September 11, 2012 attack was indeed caused by some wacko anti-Arab video. But that was a cover story for Obama, and especially Hillary Clinton, who the TIMES has already anointed as their choice for next President of the United States.

She sure as hell didn't sound like one that night when she was screeching at me on the phone! Obama knew those people, including an ambassador, were in grave danger and could be killed, yet he went off to Las Vegas that evening to raise more cash for his campaign.

I've seen a lot of low-class crap in my time - from Dick "Halliburton" Cheney, the smiling cobra, Donald Rumsfeld, and of course their puppet, that dimwit Bush - but such cravenness and cold indifference to human life as exhibited by the President, even makes my blood run cold.

MY FIRST APOLOGY

My first apology, folks, is for going along with the "official line" about what caused the attacks, when I damn well knew hours earlier - from my CIA station chief on the ground there - that the assault was a pre-planned attack by terrorists, not a "flash mob."

We had to get Obama re-elected. I could have balked at going along with that, but it would've only brought me grief. What's the percentages? They don't call me the "perfumed prince" for nothing.

Remember, I married the West Point superintendent's daughter before I even graduated from USMA. I didn't know my enemies in the CIA were going to expose my affair with Paula Broadwell, and I'd have to resign right after the election.

MY EX-MISTRESS, PAULA BROADWELL

At least the Pentagon is going along with the fiction that then-MAJ Broadwell and I didn't "get it on" while I was still on active duty in Afghanistan. What do they think we were doing? Paula and I would joke about her book. The puff-piece was entitled: ALL IN. I always thought it'd be more accurate to call it: ALL THE WAY IN.

That wasn't very far, of course, but Paula knew I started having prostate trouble before I went to Afghanistan. She wasn't going to complain anyway. She got the VIP treatment when she was with me in Kabul, and then, placed on the fast-track for promotion to light colonel. We West Point ring-knockers always stick together.

UCMJ ONLY APPLIES TO THE "LITTLE PEOPLE"

As for my military retirement in August of 2011, I don't have to worry about that pesky regulation under the UCMJ that says an officer can only retire in the last grade "satisfactorily served in."

If I wasn't a privileged person, say a lieutenant or sergeant, I'd be hammered and retire one grade lower, that is, if I was able to retire at all. There's a few bucks difference between going out as an 0-9 and a full general. So as a member of the elite, I won't be judged by the same standard.

Even Paula has lucked out. It's been nearly a year since the Pentagon said her promotion to LTC was derailed. But she's still a major. And if the UCMJ was followed to the letter, her admission that she willingly committed adultery with me opens her up to charges of adultery and conduct unbecoming an officer. If she wasn't a West Point grad, she'd have been busted back to captain, so remember folks, it isn't what you are or what you do that counts, it's who you are, and how much influence can be exerted on your behalf.

BETRAYED HEAVY-SET WIFE

My second apology goes to my wife Holly.

She's the mother of my two children and never played around on me. When she started packing on the pounds and looking more and more like my mother instead of wife, I should have realized my actions, or inactions, were to blame.

Yes, I know the Administration provided her with a big bucks political "job" to keep her happy, but when the news broke about Paula, well, that disrespected Holly, and she didn't deserve that at all.

SCREWING OVER SWENSON, AND LYING ABOUT IT

My final apology in this letter is to CPT Will Swenson.

You'll remember him. He was recently presented with the Medal of Honor, an award that I tried to undermine and got caught lying to a reporter about.

Swenson is a better man than me. All my many "medals," even the odd Bronze Star for "Valor" I wear that those rats over at MilitaryCorruption.com tried to get the citation for, doesn't compare with what he did on the battlefield in Afghanistan.

He repeatedly exposed himself to enemy fire to save the lives of 12 friendly troops. Then, when he urgently radioed for air cover and ammo drops from the assholes back at air-conditioned headquarters and it wasn't forthcoming, he sounded off, very undiplomatically, I might add, and caused a real stink.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAPERWORK?

That's the reason why we shit-canned his MOH paperwork - it was "lost" and/or "mishandled" - and I secretly sent Obama a message to "downgrade" the award to a Distinguished Service Cross. Swenson, you know, is very "politically-incorrect," and even rumored to be a Republican!

Marine SGT Dakota Meyer got his MOH for the same action in 2009, no problem. And it later turned out that key parts of Meyer's performance that day had been embellished, exaggerated, or didn't even occur.

But officers like Swenson, they just don't "play well" with others. He was OCS and expendable anyway, so when he got no decoration at all for his heroics that day, he resigned his commission and disappeared back in Seattle where he came from. We thought we were in the clear.

NOT ALL REPORTERS ARE "IN THE TANK"

If that nosy reporter from McClatchy Newspapers, hadn't of kept digging around, Obama wouldn't of had to decorate Swenson in the White House, and I would have been spared plenty of embarrassment.

Jonathan Landay caught me in a lie when I claimed I couldn't "recall" seeing Swenson's MOH award packet. After all, the damn thing was in a telephone-size, three-ring binder, complete with sworn statements, maps, photographs and other documents supporting the nomination.

Oh, well. I can count on the bulk of the Pentagon Press Corps to give me a free ride. Didn't 85 year-old Barbara Walters recently say she thought Obama, when he first got elected, was "the Messiah?"

Forgive me, fellow Americans, for my less than distinguished service and many deceptions. With all due respect to Michael Hastings, I promise to keep out of suddenly-speeding Porsche automobiles, and will apply for a job as a talking head at FOX NEWS. The leftists over at Obama-loving MSNBC won't want me now as a guest anytime soon."

EDITOR'S NOTE: Dear readers. As you probably caught on fairly early into this "open letter," none of the words above can be attributed to Gen. David Petraeus. It was a parody. We wish he had the balls to say it, but he doesn't. The days of great generals like Patton or Gavin are long gone. The perfumed prince knows where his bread is buttered, so don't hold your breath waiting for a "tell-all" book or public confession that actually deals with the truth. You're not likely to get it.

 

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LEARN HOLLY PETRAEUS HAULING DOWN $187,500
ANNUAL GOVT. SALARY THANKS TO PRESIDENT
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR MCC -
HOURS AFTER STORY APPEARS ON PETRAEUS'
MISTRESS NOT PUNISHED FOR MISDEEDS,
PENTAGON LEAKS PAULA BROADWELL'S LTC
PROMOTION PULLED - CITES INVESTIGATION OF
PETRAEUS FAWNING BIOGRAPHER AND EX-LOVER
SECURITY CLEARANCE SUSPENDED - THUS "NO
FAVORABLE ACTION" CAN BE TAKEN IN HER CASE
SPECIAL REPORT

DID DAVID PETRAEUS (THE PERFUMED PRINCE)
CONSPIRE TO "MIS-PLACE" MEDAL OF HONOR
PAPERWORK FOR HERO CAPTAIN WILL SWENSON?
OBAMA'S BENGHAZI PAL CAUGHT IN LIE ABOUT
SIGNATURE ON PACKET - WAS HE TOO BUSY
HAVING SEX WITH WHORE PAULA BROADWELL
TO REMEMBER WHAT HE DID OR DIDN'T DO? - WHY
HASN'T PETRAEUS AND WEST POINT GRAD "GAL
PAL" BEEN PUNISHED FOR ADULTERY UNDER THE
UCMJ? - WE RISK ANOTHER (DDOS) DENIAL OF
SERVICE ATTACK TO BRING YOU THE TRUTH
INVESTIGATIVE REPORT

IS PERFUMED PRINCE AND OBAMA BUTT-BOY,
RETIRED GEN. DAVID PETRAEUS, BEHIND THE
ATTEMPT TO SEND GEN. JEFFREY SINCLAIR
TO THE DB? - THE HEIGHT OF HYPOCRISY FOR
EX-CIA DIRECTOR TO GET AWAY WITH BJ'S FROM
LTC PAULA BROADWELL WHILE BG SINCLAIR
FACES LIFE IN PRISON FOR GETTING SAME THING
FROM FEMALE CAPTAIN MISTRESS - SO-CALLED
"FORCIBLE SODOMY" RAP SO MUCH "B.S." - USED
AS HAMMER TO POUND SINCLAIR INTO GROUND