Army Colonel Kathryn A. Spletstoser and four-star General John E. Hyten had attended the annual Reagan National Defense Forum at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California in early December 2017. The two had retired to their respective hotel rooms.
Colonel Spletstoser was in her hotel room putting on her night facial cream and getting ready for bed on Saturday, December 2, 2017. Air Force General Hyten had been in his room getting hornier by the minute. It’s possible he was watching porno movies, but we will never know what worked up the general into a lather.
On several previous occasions, Colonel Spletstoser said, General Hyten tried to kiss her, hug her and touch her inappropriately while in her office or on trips. She said she told him no, and even threatened to tell his wife.
Finally, General Hyten walked to Colonel Spletstoser’s hotel room with a throbbing hardon and knocked on her door. According to Colonel Spletstoser, General Hyten reached for her hand. She became alarmed, and stood back up. He stood up too and his tallywacker was also in the twilight zone. The frightened Army colonel said, the horny 4-star general pulled her to him and kissed her on the lips while pressing himself against her, then ejaculated, getting his semen on his sweatpants and on her yoga pants.
Now, we were born at night but not last night. For General Hyten to get his sperm on Colonel Spletstoser’s yoga pants, it would mean that he had pulled down his pants, because most sweatpants do not have a zip-fly.
This was never mentioned in any of the reports we saw, but it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out Air Force General Hyten had pulled down his pants and probably masturbated while he was pulling Kathryn Spletstoser close to him, while attempting to lick her tonsils with a big sloppy kiss.
OUR CIVILIAN FRIENDS DON’T UNDERSTAND
What our civilian friends don’t always understand is the unbridled power these generals and scumbag admirals have over subordinates. What was Colonel Spletstoser supposed to do. If she reports his ass, he denies it all and her career is ruined. If she makes it clear he is crossing the line, maybe he’ll back off and it’ll be their dirty little secret. Her career can go on.
It makes us wonder if there are people who the general court-martialed for fraternization. Don’t tell us that officer’s are never court martialed for fraternization. We have a staff member who was a Navy pilot that was sent to a general court martial and dishonorably discharged for fraternization in the naval reserves.
General Hyten is just another scumbag, lying piece of crap American military general who feels he is above the law. He feels he’s above the law because he is. If he gets caught assaulting women, the military circles the wagons and he quietly retires without fanfare.
As a side note: General Hyten’s wife Laura said the general took a lie-detector test with a private company and it didn’t go very well, or words to that effect. The general’s lie-detector test was not part of an official military investigation.
This enabled General “joint chief masturbater” Hyten to present his lie-detector results, only if favorable, or hide the results if the results of his lie-detector test were not favorable.
Mrs. Hyten later walked back her statement, saying the results were inconclusive. Bullshit. For some odd reason, the military did not demand that Army Colonel Spletstoser take a lie-detector test. That’s because the military already knew she was telling the truth.
WORKING ON ANOTHER HYTEN STORY
Hey you military hackers, we are working on another story involving General horndog Hyten. We are still gathering evidence. And to our loyal readers, if for some reason our website suddenly goes down, we will get ‘er fixed and be back on line as soon as we can.
In the past the military has attacked our email address with what they call a “Denial of Service” (DOS) attack which prevents people from communicating with us. The last military cyber attack was initiated out of Ft. Myers. The government hackers have an inexhaustible supply of money, we (unfortunately) do not.
Yes, the government of the United States wants to silence this website because we truly embrace the “without fear or favor” policy. So, if we disappear, don’t you worry… we will come back again just like we have in the past. So much for free speech in America when we have to warn our readers of a likely government attack.
America cannot continue allowing these scumbag admirals and generals to retire to avoid prosecution while they send other military members to Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas. America is in dire need of military reform. Congress needs to scrap the UCMJ because of it’s inherent bias to protect the system, rather than to dispense justice fairly and equally to all.
That is our true mission at MilitaryCorruption.com. We are attempting to make people aware of the terrible atrocities going on in the military in the hope the American people will someday demand the military live up to their beautiful credos.
Dear General Hyten,
If you want to have equal time and submit your side of the story, please send in your sworn statement. We will publish it in it’s entirety (as long as you don’t write a book). Like the military, who is biased in you favor, we are biased in favor of the alleged victim, but that doesn’t mean we won’t give you equal time, which is much more than accused military members receive.